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SONIC T HEDGEHOG.
9/2/2026
Inspired by the works of Andrew "Stucksworth" Hussie. I am going to be reviewing the finest of arts.
Feel free to submit art for review by emailing me at aaronitout630@gmail.com
Now, without further ado, let's start.
Where do I even begin, His volumtuous, off-model gut. His vile blue suit, peeled from his smooth skin. His horribly deformed meat spikes, lookin like a god damned Simpsons character.
This horrific depiction of Sonic T Hedgehog is different than most, as it does not rely on stereotypical horror imagery, but discomfort, and the warping in the way we perceive Mr. Blueman FastRat.
The worst part? This could very well be possible, we may never know if this is SEGA's true intentions with his character design. As nothing in any Sonny game would prompt him to rid his BlueSuit, and bare his Hedgehog dogs. Perchance.
I'd rate this piece a 6/10. The art quality could be better, and they done fucked up his shoes. Fake fan!
KARKAT VANTAS. PEAK MALE(?) FORM.
9/2/2026
This beauty depicts hit HOMESTUCK character KARKAT VANTAS, in quite the sultry pose.
Donning a nondescript circle tool necklace, Biologically impossible nipples, and jeans tighter then your mother, This image conveys quite the mix of emotions.
Not much else to say on the matter, he is built strange, has only one proper shoulder, fin-like hands, and a strange-small head.
4/10. Not very interesting. Perchance.
HER HELLISH ABYSS, SPREAD AGAPE.
9/3/2026
*Due to the blatant sexual nature of this horror, Her poorly drawn witch bits will be censored with the head of a jolly bald individual.
I could start this review by delving into the history of this piece, But it would take ungodly ammounts of time, so have this useful wiki page.
Now, time for the art review. this may be one of the worst things I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.
It depicts vile witch, Mary Lee Walsh, presenting her blood red Pugina to her implied "Jerkop Slave".
Even without the horrid context, this is a horribly drawn image.
Her alien-like build is disturbing, her fat flipper feet are nasty as all hell.
This bastard can't even color in the lines right. Her left boob is 1/5 chair (though you can't see it due to the previously mentioned jolly bald man)
Her George Washington Cut isn't helping much either.
There is so much more bad stuff I could describe, The weird ass deformed Trident(?) or the horrible Crayola marker coloring.
But yeah, this is buttshit poopballs.
-8/10, actual prostate slime.